Bengals
New York Times satire writer Andy Borowitz wrote a column proclaiming “Cincinnati Bengals Announce That They Have Won Super Bowl.”
In a satire column in the New York Times, Andy Borowitz wrote a column mocking the Presidential election process and potentially the Bengals with the headline“Cincinnati Bengals Announce That They Have Won Super Bowl.” The Bengals as usual were the easy target.
The satire proclaims that the Bengals declared themselves champions and that “no touchdowns, extra points, field goals or safeties scored after the announcement should count” is a direct reference to a lawsuit asking for votes to stop being counted in Michigan and Pennsylvania.