Recently, the former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback and current Arizona Cardinal stated his disdain for the Black and Yellow. We use revisionist history to assess why he's right.
(Editor's Note: It's the bye week for the Bengals and we're gearing up for the subsequent game, which is known around these parts as "Steelers Week". This post is meant to be enjoyed and taken lightly in good fun...sort of. I'll await the Twitter hate.)
Kimo Von Oelhoffen.
The name sounds like some sort of World War I German figurehead and is also one that continuously brings cringes to Who Dey Nation.