New Cincinnati Bengals offensive lineman Marshall Newhouse has a problem.
Per Ryan Glasspiegel of The Big Lead, something got lost in the transition after he moved from Green Bay this offseason - leading to Time Warner declaring him dead and shutting off his cable television service.
As is usually the case nowadays, that led to Newhouse engaging in one of the most epic Twitter rants in the history of ever:
.@timewarnertv You guys must have teams devoted to being the literal worst at what you do. It takes real effort to be that terrible. Bravo?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse74) June 5, 2014
.@timewarnertv According to you, I've been declared deceased. Congrats on controlling the underworld?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse74) June 6, 2014
.@timewarnertv Is Michael Jackson really dead? Or was his service just systematically shut off?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse74) June 6, 2014
.@timewarnertv I'd ask for help again, but you're probably too busy trying to gain access to North Korea.
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse74) June 6, 2014
.@timewarnertv Rant over. Clean yourself up, you smell.
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse74) June 6, 2014
Just a quick side note - the Twitter account he was targeting has been inactive since 2010.
However, that doesn't make whatever we just saw any less hilarious.
