I thought about picking up guitar this winter. I tried it. It hurt my fingers.
Instead, I decided to figure out the professional wrestling persona that most closely embodies every FBS college football program.
Originally, I was going to write a paragraph-long explanation of why I matched each program with each wrestler but I got lazy. And I got a deadline.
Uncurated, uncensored, and uncooked. Here is the official list of the wrestling persona of every FBS program.
Houston: Face
UCF: Heel
Tulsa: Heel that just blew a big push. That’s actually just a long winded way of saying “Baron Corbin.