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The Crosstown Shootout vs. Marvel's Civil War

A little movie called Captain American: Civil War hits theaters today. We here at DTD know a little something about clashes of supposed brethren with massive implications.

Its cute really.

Marvel thinks the rivalry between billionaire, philanthropist, playboy Robert Dow...I mean Tony Stark aka Iron Man and Steve Rogers aka Captain America is worthy of being called a Civil War. In the Queen City, we have a little thing called the Crosstown Shootout that makes the battle between a bunch of dorks punching each other around look like a nursery school record recital.

The Avengers have the Battle of Manhattan.