Let’s play Dr. Frankenstein (or “Frankensteen” if you prefer) for a moment.
You’re a mad scientist and have before you various body parts from some of the best UC quarterbacks over the last decade. It’s your job (or desire, if you’re really mad) to pluck out those from the best ones along with their key traits that make them such nightmares for defenses to build the ultimate Cincinnati quarterback.
It’s no easy task, what with the run of talent the Bearcats have had since joining the Big East. But it’s one that must be done for my amusement.