Do you have a head? I bet you do. That means I bet at some point in your life you have worn a hat. If you haven’t, perhaps you should give it a try.
“But what type of hat, specifically?”
That is an excellent question. Let us answer that for you.
Clayton’s Five Up
1. Top Hat
Be a somebody in a room full of nobodies.
2. Ballcap
Functional. Fashionable if it features the logo of a 1970s National League team.
3. Stetson
The perfect hat for a large man.