I am the Miss Cleo of College Football.
Follow me on twitter @ClaytonTrutor for the correct picks to every important college football game and for incisive commentary on all other aspects of the human experience.
Last week, I shocked the world over and over again with my clairvoyance. This week, I will make you enough money to have an opulent Christmas. Enough money to outfit the entire family in Queen City Sportswear, or to buy them such books as Ted Miller’s Nut Country: Right Wing Dallas and the Birth of the Southern Strategy or Greg Renoff’s Van Halen Rising: How a Southern California Backyard Party Band Saved Heavy Metal, or some liquid insulation from Loesch Hardware on Madison Road in our fair city of Cincinnati.