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Bearcats Box Lunch: The Five Worst Lunches

FOR YOUR BOX LUNCH TODAY I MADE A LIST OF THE FIVE WORST LUNCHES. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE THESE LUNCHES EVER FOR LUNCH.

  1. DUCK L’ORANGE: too expensive

2. Bologna on Hand: too cheap

3. Drake’s Cakes: too few come in one box. i require a manly pile for lunch.

4. O’Douls: too much protein

5. CREAM CHEESE: too creamy