The Cincinnati Bearcats whalloped the Grand Valley State Lakers tonight 93-63 tonight. Let’s make some bold, overarching assumptions about this UC team after just one game of live play.
- Now that they’re 1-0 and that game totally counted towards their overall record, Cincinnati’s going to win every damn game this year and by 30 points per. Obviously. For reals.
- UC averaged 93 points tonight and shot almost 54% from the field, making over one of every two shots from the field. That’ll clearly keep up over the course of the season and games that truly count towards their overall record.