As the internet’s best known arbiter of handsomeness, I have decided once again to update my 2016 list ranking the 128 handsomest coaches in college football by assessing the looks of the FBS’ 21 new head coaching hires. I have ranked them from No. 21 to No. 1, from least Diacoesque to most Diacoesque.
21. Dan Mullen, Florida: Deserved a Best Supporting Actor nod for his role in The Quest for Fire.
20. Chip Kelly, UCLA: Drury Lane resident Chip Kelly resembles the baked good most strongly associated with his street, especially when he dons a UCLA polo shirt.