Spring training has been going smoothly for the White Sox so far, with no real controversies and only one bizarre story worth mentioning.
Unfortunately we'll have to wait until Friday, when Jose Abreu is expected back from testifying at his agent's trial in Miami, to find out what a fake passport tastes like.
Chicken, we presume.
Manager Rick Renteria was asked about Abreu on Thursday, but told reporters he has not paid any attention to the trial.
"I have not," he said. "So I just know he's not here right now and I'm kind of waiting for him to come back.