Among the disgraceful 15-40 record, last-minute starting pitcher swap, the 40-minute rain delay before first pitch, and the clubhouse captain contention, the White Sox entered tonight’s match amid chaos.
The White Sox keep making history in the worst way. A team so epically vile begs to be immortalized in art, but I don’t really feel like rocketing myself into that unavoidable depression hole. So with the power of AI, I present to you the White Sox album of 2024. It’s looking like a double LP, packed with greatness, so think of it as Ronco’s Sound Express .