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White Sox fall to Rangers. Blame the Entire State of Texas

Grudgeful greetings from Wal-Mart, White Sox fans ...

Oh, I’m sorry, this is Globe Life Field, and not a Wal-Mart at all. This evening, the South Siders set out to win game two of this series against the Rangers, in Texas’ new, air-conditioned supercenter. (If you’re a Texan reading this recap, you may want to go out and buy your booze tonight, since you can’t on Sundays because your laws are from the 1930s.)

Maybe it’s the faraway camera angles in this new field, or the chintzy fluorescent lights, but Globe Life Field reminds me of my ex: sterile and devoid of character.