As players report, there are any number of sources making predictions about who might be playing where for the White Sox in 2025. But let us refer to the one published at MLB itself, written by Scott Merkin — who, as the team shill, should have sources within the organization, even if none of them bothered to tell him the place they’ll play is no longer called Guaranteed Rate. To differ from Merkin’s deathless prose, however, let us instead indulge in another classic literary form, one appropriate for Valentine’s week.
For the Sox lineup we shan’t look at pitchery,
For there are so many for that we’d need witchery.