Happy Tuesday, White Sox friends. You’d be in for a doozy of a recap today, because this game doesn’t deserve your attention, so you’ve earned a little treat for being such a graceful and loyal South Sider. Cubs fans could never (without the cognitive dissonance and toxic positivity).
In an effort to give my readers a more kinesthetically empathetic experience while we deal with the aftermath of these games, I’ve created the South Side Sox Sliding Scale of Suck:
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As it stands at first pitch, I am already slightly annoyed by the lineup.