There are tons of names being bandied about as possible new White Sox managers, mostly without consideration as to why anyone would want to work under a cheapskate, interfering control freak and an incompetent smiling guy who doesn’t seem to have any understanding of what a colossal failure he has been for many years.
That aside, let us look not at names, but at what should be the absolute requirements for the job, which will lead us to the one obvious perfect hire.
REQUIREMENT ONE — HE MUST HAVE THE STRENGTH TO ABSOLUTELY NEVER LET JERRY REINSDORF PUSH HIM AROUND
That’s easier said than done, of course, but it certainly eliminates anyone who has ever collected a paycheck signed by Reinsdorf or any of his minions.