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The Importance of Being Hall-of-Famer Baseball Person

[Lights come up on the office of Chicago White Sox general manager Rick Hahn. Hahn is seated behind a large desk, which has several stacks of paper on it. Three chairs are in a semicircle facing the desk. Hall-of-Famer Baseball Person enters, obviously upset.]

HOFBP

This is an outrage.

HAHN

Excuse me?

HOFBP

Don’t play the innocent with me. You know the rules. You don’t call me, I call you. When and if I feel like it.

HAHN

You’re forgetting the papal audience clause in the agreement.