[Lights come up on the office of Chicago White Sox general manager Rick Hahn. Hahn is seated behind a large desk, which has several stacks of paper on it. Three chairs are in a semicircle facing the desk. Hall-of-Famer Baseball Person enters, obviously upset.]
HOFBP
This is an outrage.
HAHN
Excuse me?
HOFBP
Don’t play the innocent with me. You know the rules. You don’t call me, I call you. When and if I feel like it.
HAHN
You’re forgetting the papal audience clause in the agreement.