INT. KACL CHICAGO BOOTH — DAY
FRASIER is at the microphone, as he takes a caller for his show, with ROZ in the booth, producing.
FRAISER
Well, Chicago, it seems we have a bit of a conundrum on our hands. Our beloved White Sox, once a proud and mighty franchise, have fallen on hard times. They’re currently languishing in the bottom of the AL Central, with a record that would make a statistician weep.
But how did it come to this? How did a team with so much potential become such a laughingstock?