Who made Royals catcher Salvador Perez the new chief of the Fun Police?
Was it Fun Commissioner Clint Hurdle? Did the Pirates manager who didn’t like Javier Baez’s bat flip deputize Perez?
Or maybe they’re undercover cops who pop up at the dumbest times while working off the same idiotic list of unwritten rules apparently aimed at trying to kill any sense of players having fun during a game.
If you missed it, White Sox shortstop Tim Anderson homered to lead off the second game of Saturday’s split double-header.