The 2024 Chicago White Sox are so bad, they’re being used by other teams as an adverb.
"the white sox have just gone full white sox" pic.twitter.com/1C5dgI5rvw
— Codify (@CodifyBaseball) September 3, 2024
It’s not a pipe dream anymore; with 22 games remaining, the White Sox have now officially overtaken the 1916 Philadelphia Athletics as the worst team in modern MLB history at this point in the season. I guess that’s more like a pipe nightmare. A pipemare.
The only thing left for the South Siders to accomplish this year was to serve as spoilers and take other competitive teams further from playoff contention.