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Spoiler Alert: The White Sox possess only one existential function, and they’re even failing at that

The 2024 Chicago White Sox are so bad, they’re being used by other teams as an adverb.

"the white sox have just gone full white sox" pic.twitter.com/1C5dgI5rvw

— Codify (@CodifyBaseball) September 3, 2024

It’s not a pipe dream anymore; with 22 games remaining, the White Sox have now officially overtaken the 1916 Philadelphia Athletics as the worst team in modern MLB history at this point in the season. I guess that’s more like a pipe nightmare. A pipemare.

The only thing left for the South Siders to accomplish this year was to serve as spoilers and take other competitive teams further from playoff contention.