I gotta lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!
— Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza from Seinfeld’s “The Strike.”
While White Sox fans have the comfort of social media to scream into the void, it seems only fitting that in a year that started and ended with a Hall of Fame person looking beside himself, we honor the traditions of Festivus — with a South Side Sox twist.
In true, angry Sox fan fashion, the “Airing of Grievances” is an appropriate starting point.