With Grievances Aired last week, it is time for phase two of our South Side Sox Soxivus celebration: Feats of Strength. Specifically, we are asking the question of who will wrestle control of the Chicago White Sox from Tony La Russa and be the manager of the team next year?
Zach Hayes
Scene: While Tony La Russa, King of the Soxraelites, resides in his palace, bench coach Miguel Cairo throws a sheep-shearing party out in the pastures beyond the city, because who can shear sheep without a little wine in their belly?