Depression is dotted all over this site, a dreary, 100-loss 2018 team that’s gotten a smidge (?) better this offseason, losing out on the top beef in a wide-open free agent season.
The heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy mood of the past few ... er ... years? got just a little bit lighter late on Friday, as Luis Robert clouted a slider out to left for an eventual game-winning, three-run blast that led the Chicago White Sox to their second victory of the spring.
A prescient Daryl Van Schouwen caught the blast during the broadcastless game at Surprise!