IvÁn Nova was pitched six earned run innings ball flying out of the park!

[With recent cutbacks in our budget reflecting a move toward automation and homogenization of sports journalism, it has been suggested we take on the services of new AI game-recapping technology. Our program is called Robby the Recapper. I fed it every Michael Pineda start against the White Sox, as well as our recent gamethreads and recaps. This is his story.—YOTH]

HELLO I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.

HELLO

HEL—

ROBOT

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