Hey!
[tap-tap-tap]
I said, HEY!
[glasses clinking]
Is this thing on?
[catcall]
Hello, Chicago! HELLO CHICAGO!
[golf clap]
Man o nam, this friggin’ offseason.
OK, well, howdy all, I’m your friendly neighborhood Year of the Hamster, former holder of the now-vacated Deputy Editor position here at South Side Sox, right-hand gal to B-Ball, sometime recap-writer and permanent SSS pollster.
Now, before I bring out Lurker Laura, who’s got a doozy of a welcome to the season for you, I thought we’d take some time to do the thing we didn’t do a year ago, mostly because we all (sorry, BB) were still assembling staff, a style guide, a season schedule, and a semblance of hope for 2018.