It’s appropriate for the White Sox - Athletics game to be the opening act for the Vanilla Ice concert tonight. Not only are both teams ice cold, but they have also aged just as poorly and, some might argue, peaked in the 90s.
Of course, you’re not here for takes on Vanilla Ice’s musical contributions but rather a masochistic need to prepare for tonight’s game. Dylan Cease is starting the game tonight for the White Sox (5-6, 4.50 ERA), who needs to bounce back from a shortened outing against the Rockies, where he gave up five runs in 4.