Not that Grady Sizemore didn’t know what this team was, and even in his role as an org coach helped make it what it’s become, but imagine having to rummage through your coupon keeper every night to choose among this dreck to construct your lineup.
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— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) August 16, 2024
And frankly, that even goes for tonight’s starter, Garrett Crochet. The ace hasn’t even FACED an average of 15 batters over his last five starts (14.8), much less averaged five innings pitched (three, in fact).