Happy April Fools’ Day!
I really hope this is not a joke because this is exactly what we need; I’m sure Jason Benetti is smiling.
However, I did wish this was an April Fools’ Day joke:
In other news, we have some roster moves before today’s game:
A (good!) TRADE:
And our ace gets his money!
As for the game at hand, the Chicago White Sox are hosting the Oakland Athletics at Camelback Ranch at 3:05 p.