The morning after A.J. Pierzynski steals first base, I walk into the office that I share with Chris. I met Chris at work two years ago, and we became fast friends. We share the same brain. Yes, he is a Cubs fan, but he respects good baseball and has been following the White Sox with interest this year. He believes in a shared Chicago baseball trauma, so is happy for me that my team is winning. [Note from the future: When the Cubs won in 2016, I was happy for three people and only three people; Chris was one of them.