We don’t really see ol’ larry around these parts any more, but he just wrote a lede better than any I can come up with today.
We need someone to riff off that Onion thing that they post after every mass shooting but instead ‘No way to prevent this’, says General Manager whose teams regularly are torpedoed by lack of depth
— larry southsidesox (@SouthSidelarry) March 25, 2021
GM Rick Hahn announced that Eloy Jiménez’s latest misadventure with an outfield wall has resulted in a left pectoral tear (yes, the part of his body that was wedged onto the wall in his home run-robbery attempt yesterday) that will require surgery.