The White Sox almost always win if they hit two homers. Getting five makes it even easier.
Faced with a pitcher Terry Francona just sent out to be cannon fodder (he could have saved everybody a lot of time and trouble by holding up nine fingers to indicate intentional loss), the White Sox took the insult to heart and dented seats around the Progressive Field outfield.
Five different Sox hitters went deep off of 260-pound call-up Hunter Gaddis, he of the 22+ ERA Gaddises, going dinger four innings in a row for the first time in a decade.