I hereby present a completely unbiased look at Lucas Giolito’s ascent to one of the best pitchers in baseball —
[Hi, Bitmoji. This is super sweet. We know you’re a big fan of @LGio27. Thanks for stopping by.]
Giolito was named American League Pitcher of the Month for May on the basis of a 5-0 record over 6 games, a 1.74 ERA, a whopping 46 strikeouts over 41 1⁄3 innings against only 10 walks, and an absurd 0.823 WHIP.
[No, Bitmoji, I can’t give those to Lucas for you.