Dear reader, it is April 15 and the Chicago White Sox are the worst team in baseball. Even worse than the Miami Marlins, who employ former White Sox Avisaíl García, Jake Burger and Tim Anderson.
Worse than the Colorado Rockies, who haven’t tried to field a competitive team since before masking was a thing.
Worse than the Kansas City Royals, who seem to be our favorite team to steal from. But at least unlike the other three teams mentioned, the Royals are young, fun and winning to start the season, sitting in first place in the AL Central.