The Cubs are in possession of the Crosstown Cup, White Sox fans. Before today’s Crosstown opener on enemy territory, White Sox fans were served with a flurry of news, including the immediate return of Luis Robert Jr., just in time to face a team almost as bad as ours.
I’ve been a North Sider now for a decade, and I’ll say it again for those who aren’t familiar: As the resident of a Wrigley-adjacent neighborhood, I’ve only met two actual Cubs fans, and one of them has worked within the organization for decades and knows baseball.