If a higher power exists, they must hate the Chicago White Sox. I can’t think of another plausible explanation for this shameful 16-7 loss to the Boston Red Sox.
I mean, right from the get-go, it was terrible. Dallas Keuchel allowed Red Sox hitters to conga-line around the bases like that old Bugs Bunny cartoon.
So help me God, this better be the last day Dallas Keuchel pitches for the Chicago White Sox. DFA him before the night is over.
— Jeffery in Paris!