Imagine bringing nothing to your job, but still knowing you’re never getting fired. You perform the bare minimum, and as long as you refrain from reading the comments, ignorance is bliss, because the paychecks keep rolling in.
Well, White Sox fans, that’s what I’m going to do right now. I’m going to be as bad at writing as the White Sox are at baseball. I’m giving you the Diekman. I’ll probably still be pretty OK at it, but feel free to flay my ass in the comments.
In a short spurt of defense for the White Sox, I’ve been supportive thus far during this painful, early-season meltdown.