Happy Monday, White Sox fans, and Happy Wasted Dylan Cease Day. Chances are that you drifted off to dreamland shortly after the seemingly random 8:38 p.m. CST start, in which case I’m here to help you fill in those sleepy gaps. I hope you had some lovely White Sox lucid dreams, untouched by the painful low-scoring loss.
If you’re one of the lucky ones who got a good night’s rest and missed this dreadful game, then it’s Tuesday for you, and you’ve awoken to the weather condition of “smoke,” which has not traveled back to Chicago from Luis Robert Jr.