Happy New Year, fellow White Sox fans! We all hope that the front office’s resolutions read something along the lines of, “sign Harper and/or Machado, tell Ricky enough with the bunting, stop sucking in general.”
But while we’re waiting for all of that to happen, we might as well engage in a little self-improvement of our own. Following is my list of 2019 New Year’s resolutions, and their direct linkage to White Sox fandom.
Eat vegetables every day
And no, potatoes and their derivatives don’t count. I’m a good vegetable eater, but more is always better.