Luis Robert Jr. has taken notice of your uniquely-focused criticisms, and recognizes that with great talent comes great responsibility. Why get angry at Andrew Benintendi, for example, seeing as how he only drains about 13% of the payroll and we all fall down and wet ourselves when he as much as a throws a two-hopper on line to the plate from shallow left.
Anyhow, La Pantera wasted no time in trying to worm his way back into all of your cold, callused hearts, seeing a dozen pitches all game but positively pouncing on Houston pitching for four hits, including two homers.