In my preview on Friday I wrote that the Chicago Fire have given us a gift by no longer giving a shit about the season. Their apathy has allowed us fans to release ourselves from the burden of caring about superficial concerns like results or performances or, y’know, the future.

Their 2-0 loss to the Philadelphia Union served to reinforce the value of that gift.

Here are some takeaways from Saturday’s farce.

The Kenneth Kronholm Experiment Is A Total Bust, And It Doesn’t Matter

I realize this isn’t earth-shattering news, but it has to be said.