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MLS Weekend Hatewatch, Week 9: I Hate The 90s

The Galaxy held their 90s Throwback night over the weekend, replete with bad MLS 1.0 crests (though the players wore their standard modern kits and crests, which frankly represents a weakness of conviction) and wacky colors and.. pogs?... and... JNCOs??? Do they even sell those anymore?

Anyway MLS is insufferable enough even without bad 90s nostalgia. You know what else the 90s had? Shitty Blackhawks hockey. That stupid haircut that every other dude had. Fucking Newt Gingrich. You want to CELEBRATE that shit? Saints alive.

Anyway here’s some soccer or whatever.

Fucking hell, Montreal.