I’m going to be honest here— I missed most of the Saturday games. I made the executive decision to watch the Eurovision Final instead. I am not sorry for this. If MLS had more glitter and was at least 40% gayer then maybe I would’ve prioritized that.
Thankfully all the halfway decent games were on Sunday, so, get ready for some hot fucking takes. Some of which will be about the lack of glitter.
Anyway here’s some soccer, which does not have as much glitter as I would like
Oh, Minnesota.