What the fuck to write about? I mean — what the fuck to write about, about the Chicago Fire? “The Third Spoonful of Cold Oatmeal: Five Facts You Need To Know (That Weren’t True of the First Two!)” Ehh well, it’s only Thursday. I’ve got almost a week.
It’s Saturday afternoon, and the Chicago Fire have apparently come from behind - is that right? - to defeat a college team that’s in its offseason. Sounds like an opportunity to further despair! Delightful. (Ed. note: Yes, that is sarcasm.) But the scrimmage was behind closed doors, the lineups and stats aren’t available - is it even news?