CHICAGO FIRE 3
Nikolic 15, 75; Accam 57
COLORADO RAPIDS 0
I think we need to take just a moment here, right now, and take a little inventory - it’s a Wednesday night in middle America, hotter than it probably should be, the wind howling as a Canadian front tries to barge its way south, the Weird tickling up invisibly off the horizon, just piling up in great tracts of Weird, waiting to pull its osmosis trick and infect the world that used to be so normal: There’s chemtrails killing us, or sekrit vaccine poisons, or the gay agenda, or end-stage capitalism, or … or all of them, none of them, maybe some of them?