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HATEWATCH FINAL: How to watch MLS Cup 2015 like a proper hater

This year's MLS Cup features two of the most dynamic and tactically compelling squads in the league, and should have a rollicking atmosphere ... yeah, f**k those motherf**kers

Step 1: A group environment

Get yourself somewhere public with like-minded individuals - friends, if you have them; acquaintances, if not. Choose your site by preferring a density of disillusionment and grievance. If, for some reason, you can arrange to hatewatch MLS Cup at the closed-down UAW office in Flint, Michigan with a group of disenfranchized shop stewards, for example, please do so. Similar levels of outrage are likely available at our very own Section 8 Hatewatch.