The Chicago Fire won a game. This would normally be a pretty big deal anyway. There hasn’t been a lot of that in the past few years. But what makes this one so special is that they haven’t lost yet! This is What We Learned about the Fire’s 2-0 win over DC United.

Gastón Giménez is Maddening.

It’s hard to find the words to describe the feelings Gastón Giménez incites. Once or twice a game, he does this:

He’ll completely fall asleep or worse, just not bother an effort.