Every owner holds full-fledged conversations with their pets. Sure, animals don’t know what most words mean, but as humans we carry ourselves like they understand us.
Now, if animals suddenly became able to talk, we’d have plenty of questions for them. The Cubs asked some players what they’d ask their dogs if they learned how to speak, and the answers are golden.
Jeremy Jeffress: “Is this food really good? Because you eat it all the time. I want to know is it really that good.”
Kyle Schwarber: “Why don’t you listen to me?