The ongoing prank war between the Tommy La Stella and the members of the front office has been one of the more fun narratives to follow this spring. But whether it was 3 AM parking in Theo Epstein’s spot and being forced to practice in khakis or the infielder subsequently putting a bounce house in said spots, the antics have been pretty pedestrian.
That all changed Friday afternoon, when the brass took things to the next level. No, that’s putting it too mildly. They went with the nuclear option, enlisting Anthony Rizzo and using some outtakes to cut a dating video in an effort to help TLS find love.