In a coin-flip sport like baseball, assumptions are often a bad idea. Even a terrible team has a 25 percent or better shot at winning any game, regardless the starting pitchers. Nonetheless, this article is being written on a Wednesday, with an assumption: The Cubs will win on Wednesday with Kyle Hendricks pitching. With that as a starting point, the Cubs should change their announced starter for Thursday to Tyson Miller.
In the years when NFL was important to me, pro coaches had an axiom they would use on occasion. To reward a team who had a particularly meaningful victory on Sunday, the head coach would sometimes reward the locker room by saying "See you on Tuesday.